Andy Samberg : Oh dang..
Justin Timberlake : What is it dawg?
Andy S. : I forgot its Mothers Day.
Justin T.: Didnt get a gift for her.
Andy S. : Other plans got in the way.
Shell be so dissappointed.
Justin T.: Damn I forgot it too.
Andy S. : This could have been avoided.
Both: What the hell are we gonna do?
Justin T.: My moms been so forlorn
Ever since my daddy left.
Andy S. : COLD
Justin T.: No one to hold her tight
Life has put her to the test.
Andy S. : I know just what you mean,
my moms been so sad and gray
Justin T.: Word
Andy S. : My dad cant satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.
Both: Hold up.
Andy S. : You thinkin what Im thinkin?
Justin T.: Im thinkin Im thinkin too
Both: Slow up
Andy S. : What time is it dawg?
Justin T.: Its time for a switcharoo
Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break em off
Show em how much they really mean
cause Im a Mother Lover
youre a Mother Lover
We should fuck each others mothers
Justin T.:Fuck each others moms
Youve seen that place that you came out as a baby
aint no doubt that shit is crazy
Fuck each others moms
Both:
cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night
If doing it is wrong, I dont wanna be right
Im callin on you cause I cant do it myself
to me youre like a brother, so be my mother lover
Andy S. : Im layin in the cut waitin for your mom
clutchin on this lube and roses
Justin T.: I got my digital camera, Im gonna make your momma do a million poses
Andy S. : They will be so surprised
Justin T.: We are so cool and thoughtful
Andy S. : Cant wait to pork your mom
Justin T.: Im gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle
Both:Showd up
Justin T.: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Both: Straight up
Andy S. : Give it to my mom d – d- d – d- d – d – doggystyle
Both: This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mothers Day
They have to rename this one
All up under the covers day
Cause Im a Mother Lover
youre a Mother Lover
We should fuck each others mothers
Justin T.:Fuck each others moms
Ill push in their place
where you came out as a baby
aint no doubt that shit is crazy
Fuck each others moms
Andy S. :Break it down
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
Justin T.: It would be my honor to be your new step-father
Andy S. :Ill let you do my mother
make me another brother
and Im gonna do your mother
Ill never use a rubber
Justin T.: OH
cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night
If doing it is wrong, I dont wanna be right
Im callin on you cause I cant do it myself
to me youre like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so Im a sex her right
This is the second best idea that weve ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover