Shit Android Fanatics Say

Que disent les fanboys d’Android dès qu’ils voient ou entendent parler d’un produit Apple, et dans ce cas précis, un iPhone. Dans le même esprit des Shit People Say.

Office – Oh there’s your problem … it’s an iPhone
Cafe – How did you even get here using Apple maps?
Shop – Nah, I got a ‘Droid
Office – Why is your screen so small?
Sofa – It doubles as a portable drive
Magazine – And I didn’t even need to jailbreak it
glasses – Oh, I love this widget
Office – I can hold it any way, and I still get full reception
Cafe – Full reception
Office- Full reception
Dungeon – I can play slot cars in my dungeon and I still get full reception
Cafe- Cheap
Street- So Cheap
Sofa – Cheap
Office – Best camera phone, ever
Store – with Steve Jobs dead, Apple is going downhill
Magazine- Apple is going downhill
Street – How do you even see anything on that tiny little screen?
Cafe – It’s so cute!
Bed – Hey, let me root your phone
Office – Wooo, look at me, I’m Steve Jobs
Street – Steve Jobs. Bleughueghoweugh.
Bed – It’s not copying if it’s better
Street – Bleughuegh
Hairdresser – Bleughuegh
Bar – I run the world
Street- I’m Steve Jobs
Cafe- Bleughuegh
Shower – I hate Apple
Street – So durable
Office – Customisable
Glasses – Ah, I love this camera
Office – What are your specs?
Magazine – It’s all about widgets
Bed – Uuhhh, this is my favourite widget
Magazine – Even the magazine is twice the price
Office – What ROM are you running
Bar – Dude check out my ROM
Dungeon – No, it’s a standard micro USB cable
Cafe- It’s just a standard micro USB cable
Bed – Aww, shame. Pity it’s not a standard micro USB cable.
Sofa – Ugh, if only you had NFC
Dungeon – I’m controlling the slot car with my phone … just kidding.
Bar- Siri’s a bitch
Bed – Bleughuegh